I am really fed
up - water, water everywhere, inside and out.
Terrible amounts of it have washed away my favourite bones that I buried
in the garden, turned my depositing area in a quagmire and made all my
favourite sticks too soft and squashy to get a good bite on. On top of that I have to endure more showers
in the white room with the soap suds and woofter perfumes (canine term for dogs who don’t smell
like dogs). I don’t know why they can’t just like my
natural doggy smell, but the Mrs insists on me having assisted washing
sessions. I can’t tell you how much I
wish it was summer again, although I don’t mind the rain on my coat there is a
limit to how much even a dog can stand.
The Boss and the Mrs are having a bit of decorating done by a lovely man
called Jon who brings me bones and chews as a special treat for keeping out of
his way and his paint pots. However
there was one occasion when my tail became highlighted with a hint of a tint of
magnolia and I had to be forcibly ‘coiffed’ with the hosepipe which mean even
more water falling from the heavens on to me!
I ask you can’t a brown dog flirt with a little colour now and
again?! Please stop the rain!
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