Another experience this month has been going on a holiday where I saw the biggest pond ever which looked as if it was always racing in to catch me but never actually did. I had long walks on soft powdery stuff which allowed me to examine my own footprints and was very easy to dig. The Boss is developing a strange habit; I can’t work out why he keeps throwing things away when he always wants me to get them back. I have learnt the word ‘fetch’ since this habit started and I have to tell you I am becoming quite proficient at it.
Occasionally I wear a rope necklace which I am quite capable of carrying myself but this is frowned upon as the boss wants to carry the other end. If I walk too far ahead it gets quite tight and I have to slow down and walk to heel, which I keep getting muddled with meal and start looking for food, all very confusing.
If I am taken short on a walk and do the unmentionable the Boss has an endless supply of plastic bags for his collection. I could understand if he saved bones or sticks but find it strange that he collects my deposits. However I have seen other Bosses do this; it must be a favoured pastime so I can stop worrying about my Boss developing any more strange habits.